I didn't go to dances in high school, never got asked. Yep, I was a flirt fail.

Because I didn't go to dances I never got sage advice, "Remember who you are!" Or whatever it is you say to a 16 year old headed out to wiggle and giggle with another teenager.

I thought, "Have fun and Keep it in your pants!" Had just the right touch of encouragement and caution...

From the look my son and hubby gave me, I guess not.